Thursday, October 12, 2006

Invites After All

As you may have noticed, the United States Postal Service is delivering invitations to the Class of '97.

"But wait," you say, "didn't you just tell us that 'no invitations will be mailed'? What is the meaning of this reversal? Are you retarded or something?"

"Indeed, slightly," I reply. "It doesn't show in most cases, but my handicap is evident in certain circumstances, such as standardized tests and mass mailings."

"Oh. God. Sorry. I didn't know."

"Yeah. Well. It happens."

"Yeah. I guess."

"Yeah. Yeah."

"Huh."

"Meh."

"Hrumph."

(*cough*)

(*crickets chirping*)

(*game of cricket being played*)

(*play about crickets being written*)

(end scene)


Thanks to Michelle for getting the discount invites and seeing after the mailing. Thanks to Millie for additional input.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

hey all, Thanks Dan Millie and Michelle and who ever else took time to try to get this all together. Been reading thru the posts, I am sorry to see some people are so crabby/mad, and I like the jokes- prolly comes w/ the twisted job. Anyway, Mr. Wessling was a sad deal, I was working that day it occurred. Dan can u tell me who sent out the postcards? If u wouldnt mind emailing me, it's shanmay2102@yahoo.com. Thanks!

Shannon Fisher

Anonymous said...

I'd like to suggest to everyone that even if you don't care to participate in the interviews for this site, please send Danyour email address so that we can try to send additional announcements through email instead of snail mail.
For those of you who dislike Dan intensely, you can send it to me: michelleronsick@yahoo.com.

Michelle

Anonymous said...

Uhmmmm, is there a third choice?

Anonymous said...

if you dont like dan or michelle maybe you should not participate. They are giving their time and money to get this going. Be grateful. Maybe you should start using your name and just confront them and be real about it. If you are being sarcastic make an annotation- cause it looks like negativity which casts an ugliness on this reunion.

Shannon

dn said...

There is a 3rd choice. Her name is Karen Gomez. She'd love to hear from you!

Anonymous said...

As an outside observer who does not(usually) see the need to post, I see the negativity stemming from Dan himself. From his "no spouses for the sake of your marriage(that did not seem like a joke so much as an editorial), "I have high speed porn", "I type slow because my right hand is busy pleasuring myself", "I want to drink so we will move the reunion to after Thanksgiving", and my favorite "if you don't like it, you should have voted for someone else so I will not plan any spouse or family-friendly events".

I feel that this may have led to some negative comments from those who wish to remain anonymous.

I also choose to remain anonymous lest I receive the 3rd degree as well.

Anonymous said...

I'm also willing to take emails: mvoboril@yahoo.com

Perhaps people who post anonymous comments don't realize that their comments are not going to be taken seriously by those who plan the reunion. In any professional setting, anonymous comments are cowardly. If you really have a problem, have enough courage to identify yourself. (This is NOT sarcastic.:))

Congrats to Christina S.( married P.) for checking in on the status of the reunion planning meeting (the Friday after Thanksgiving)! All are welcome to the first planning meeting on this date.

And notice, I'm brave enough to put my name.

Stephanie said...

I think Dan already has my email address, but for anyone else who would like to have it:

stephkoch79@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Anonymous...again missing the point..Michelle didnt make those comments did she? No, she didnt and she has tried to offer an alternative to those who are upset with Dan. Millie I advised Michelle if you need help let me know. I think St. Francis is a great place to hold it.
Stephanie CONGRATS! So you hang out down there at Orient/Meridian huh? That's my stomping grounds- area I cover. I will have to check in on you..

Shan

Anonymous said...

oops! You too Christina! ;)

Anonymous said...

What if anonymous was a single person(male/female)?

Anonymous said...

I think its Goico.

Anonymous said...

Or Mrs. Gomez!!

Anonymous said...

lmfao its prolly the same person doing it over and over

Anonymous said...

Imfao its you!

Anonymous said...

me??? impossible!

Anonymous said...

I have finally made it to this website today after Millie has been telling me to look at it for months. It's great to read about what everyone has been up to these past few years, and I look forward to seeing you all at the reunion. A big thanks to the people who have taken the time to put all of this stuff together. It takes a a huge amount of time and patience (I hope I spelled that right)to put something like this together, and time is always in short supply.
The save the date cards that went out within the last week were awesome and very professional. Kudos to Michelle for doing a great job on them. Just remember to mark you calenders for Nov 23 - 24 instead of the 22nd. I think the 22nd is Thanksgiving Day if I looked at my calender right.
I'm not sure how to send Dan my email, so I'll put it in this comment. It's gosche78@hotmail.com or Millie knows how to get a hold of me. Thanks!!! (Oh FYI - Christy N. is now a PA out in Western KS)

Anonymous said...

Where in western, KS?

Anonymous said...

I mean, western KS

Anonymous said...

The address that I got from Gomez for the postcards was in Elkhart, KS.

Michelle

Anonymous said...

Gotta love Elkhart. Was that sarcasm? I can't even tell anymore.

Anonymous said...

Elkhart is right, and she did get the card.

Anonymous said...

I also say gotta love Elkart.

Anonymous said...

That's sarcasm, right?


Right?

Anonymous said...

must be